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  still obsessed with how i looked on halloween

• 2018-11-27

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  Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

  Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

  She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

  She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

  

  Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

  She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

  We’re at her dads house it looks like this

  

  This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

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• 2018-08-01

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• 2018-05-07

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  He committed to how pissed off he was

  I love how petty this is

  I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

  I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

  This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

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• 2017-12-07

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• 2017-05-01

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  when youtube restricts your videos

  This bitch is so fucking funny

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